Ok, so people are horrified when fat people walk onto a plane because they are afraid they will have to sit next to us. They’re jealous because we are harder to kidnap. They think we’re stupid, lazy, undisciplined and of course down right unattractive.
Now we’re melting the polar ice caps, raising the sea levels and killing the rain forests. Next we’re going to get blamed for eating Obama’s birth certificate. Just makes you want to go out and get a quarter-pounder with a side of pizza just to eat your troubles away. Here is the article:
“The rising number of fat people was blamed for global warming”
(Online Sun) “Scientists warned that the increase in big eaters means more food production — a major cause of CO2 gas emissions warming the planet. Overweight people are also more likely to drive, adding to environmental damage. Dr. Phil Edwards, of the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, said: ‘Moving about in a heavy body is like driving in a gas guzzler.’ ”
“Each fat person is said to be responsible for emitting a ton more of climate-warming carbon dioxide per year than a thin one. It means an extra billion tons of CO2 a year is created, according to World Health Organization estimates of overweight people. The scientists say providing extra grub for them to guzzle adds to carbon emissions that heat up the world, melting polar ice caps, raising sea levels and killing rain forests.”