Shameless Yet Enjoyable Plug:
Yes, it’s true, you can break your addiction to corporate servitude without gaining weight. Even if you currently can’t live without 4 inadequate paychecks a month, you can have the life of your dreams, and be thin too! If that were all I was offering you’d have to grab it before it’s all gone…but wait, there’s more!
With this offer you also get to send your kids to the best schools without joining the janitorial staff, have money left over at the end of each month and take vacations without staying with relatives! But don’t act yet…there’s even more!
If you go see my online movie right now, I’ll even throw in the 15 minutes it takes to watch it for free! You won’t have to pay for a theater ticket, popcorn (cuz I’m not giving you any) or even shipping and handling. You get to sit right there in the comfort of your very own chair and experience the wonders of my terrible special effects and bad movie making skills.
This will be amazing! Are you ready now for the experience of your life? Well here it is: Take Me To The Dadgum Movie Already!
This is the part where you click on the link and go see the movie…